Bumblebee! No!

Oh no! Poor Bumblebee! Finally we’ve found a villainous presence worse than Megatron himself – this guy is just plain evil!

I’m all for Transformers branding…

… But what IS this? Granted, it’s supposed to be a phone… But what’s up with the twisty part at the bottom? Where are the keys?

What the hell?

Filed under “Not gonna happen…”

Dear readers,
Kudos and a shout-out to the first person to buy me one of these for a house-warming gift?

Optimus Prime, please. Always been an Autobot man…

On a related note, my cell phone will finally be arriving come (supposedly) next Thursday. Those of you who require the number will be informed.

That is all.
-E

Commercialism at its best…

So I was cruising my favorite Transformers fan sites and ran across this gem. Setting aside the obvious objection that this item could easily be something the seller picked up at Wal-Mart, weren’t Americans only recently making fun of the Japanese for their propensity to buy used panties from vending machines? The Japanese, in the name of decency, stopped that particular practice. Do we really need to show them that we’re hypocritical in addition to our other faults?

No matter how hot Megan Fox is, personally this is a little gross…